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Monday, July 16 2007

Good Idea #67

I almost considered actually doing this idea instead of writing it down and then just forgetting about it. Unfortunately, I am a lazy person down to the core. I reflected on this and decided to just write.




I want to make a giant velociraptor nest in a park by my house hidden in the edge of the woods. I'm not sure what a raptor's nest would be composed of, but I bet they would feel comfortable in a nest made out of sticks, mud and assorted garbage collected off the streets. For an added effect, I'll get some large animal skull heads and bones.




The next part of the idea is to spray paint tracks on the sidewalks that lead to the nest. I already mentioned that I am lazy. I also am not a fan of the police either. I'm not sure they wouldn't appreciate my idea much.

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Tuesday, September 19 2006

Good Idea No. 50 (That's a lot of good ideas!)

I am currently working with the patent office to protect my rights on this. Both Mercedes Benz (USA) and BMW have already expressed interest in my invention and are looking to add this as a standard feature in their higher end 2008 vehicles. I don't think it will be long before I get my 747. Or maybe a C5 Cargo plane would be better? No matter what I choose, it will have fog. All the time. I will light up the fog with lightning flashes and neon.

It's a simple thing. You push a button and fog comes out. So does your cool style when everyone sees how you are rolling in class.

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